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Title: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Johan South-AFROca on August 31, 2013, 08:01:42 PM
Hay froholics let's All post our best lines from our best Afroman traccs inside this thread :)  this is going to be hella fun,  I'll start (y) ...
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Johan South-AFROca on August 31, 2013, 08:05:04 PM
'' IF YOUR LOOKING FOR THE BOMB,  IF YOUR LOOKING FOR THE BOMB,  GO TO AFROMANMUZZICC.COM ''
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: GHO$T on September 04, 2013, 02:35:12 PM
The whole Whack Rapperīs Track :D

"Her CD ainīt worth it
Put your Money in your Pocket and reverse it!"

Hahaaa thatīs dope ^^
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Dan on September 04, 2013, 03:11:56 PM
Oh man....too many good ones to remember.

"A-bump bump bump.....that's my song...that's what I wrote down on a piece of paper"
-Whack Rappers
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Dan on September 04, 2013, 08:17:39 PM
"I tossed up one *burp*
I tossed up two *burp*
Sherriff's state trooper...
ERRRRRROORRRRRRROOOOOOOO"
- "Gotta Stop Drinkin"

I love it when he burps on the mic.  Most rappers don't do that.
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Johan South-AFROca on September 05, 2013, 04:28:43 PM
"I tossed up one *burp*
I tossed up two *burp*
Sherriff's state trooper...
ERRRRRROORRRRRRROOOOOOOO"
- "Gotta Stop Drinkin"

I love it when he burps on the mic.  Most rappers don't do that.
Noone duz dat shyte lol #CLASSIC!!!  gotta luv Afroman lol
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: GHO$T on September 05, 2013, 08:37:50 PM
I remembered a good one today.
Itīs from one of Afroīs classics, Letīs All Get Drunk:

"Weīll be thinkinī ībout survivinī,
while weīre drinkinī and weīre drivinī "

Haha
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Johan South-AFROca on September 06, 2013, 09:18:25 AM
" Homie wanna ride in my Cadillac just got my damn driver's license bacc, blunt in hes hand open can you know we gettin pulled over by the man!! "
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Purp_Indo_420 on September 08, 2013, 03:34:16 AM
"Mama... I'mma... Go to the... University of smoking marijuana (What?)
All of my friends go to U.S.M, So I'mma tag along and hit the bong with them!
Walking through the masses, Looking for my classes
I can't concentrate on the teacher, surrounded by titties & assess!"
* I'll stop there so i don't type the whole song lol.

Bacc 2 School

"Hey ladies, I'm Afroman!
I wanna have group sex with you if i can!!! (lololol, classic)"

And The Bitch Goes Home

"Sucka-dick jockey's, you think your fly
You play that bullshit, and we know the reason why
You try to act like the radio station is yours
BUT IT'S NOT YOU CORPORATE ASS-KISSIN' CLEAR-CHANNEL WHORES!"

Suckadick Jockeys

That's just a few, i could sit here and pick out my favorite lines all day lol



Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Johan South-AFROca on September 08, 2013, 07:41:33 AM
Purp that be some really really good ones fam,  let's keep this going froholics ;D

Nice one Purp :D


Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Dan on September 10, 2013, 03:26:05 AM
"Baby, even though I love the way you grease your thighs
I'm savin' my money for some chili cheese fries
And even if you did that, you still a trick
You need to make the woman pay for your dick
You the one huffin', you the one puffin'
She the one layin' there, ain't doin' nuthin'"
- If It Ain't Free
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Johan South-AFROca on September 12, 2013, 06:13:30 AM
Good One Dan  ;D ;D Let's keep Em" coming...!!

NICE ONE
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: AFRO MuhFukn MAN on September 12, 2013, 04:16:13 PM
"Gotta sell weed, sherm, and crack so I can have money just in case I break an axle"
Cali Swangin

"Cops aint waiters we dont tip em, treat women like cars take em home n strip em"
Hungry Hustler

Buccoccc!
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Purp_Indo_420 on September 18, 2013, 02:55:14 AM
"I signed yo' cd homie
stop actin like you owe me
guilt trip, don't even try it
if i was whack, you wouldn't buy it
music is a product, i sell products
like wal-mart, don't yall start!"
................................................
"Change my style, be like who
so i can attract mutha fuckas like you?
who's your favorite rapper, u got his cd?
no..?? oh........."

-Flip Your Pancake

(Impersonating Willie Nelson)
Baby I didn’t fuck you, but little darling don’t cry
The fact is I masturbated…. About an hour before you came by (and while I was beatin’ off honey)
You were always on my mind…. You were always on my mind…
On the road again, open up your legs and let me stick it in
My favorite pastime is making love to my girlfriend
I can’t wait to shoot my load again
Shoot my load again, Stick my dick somewhere it’s never been!
My favorite pastime is making music with my friends
I can’t wait to be on the road again"

-Dopefiend
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Dan on September 18, 2013, 04:54:49 AM
Best lines from Fro songs?  how about all of the lyrics from Whack Rappers!  ;D
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: GHO$T on September 18, 2013, 08:20:07 AM
Got a good one.

" Met this Lady in Michigan
I canīt wait till I fuck that Bitch again "

Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Dan on September 18, 2013, 03:02:01 PM
"Met this girl from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said 'Aieeeee!'"
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Johan South-AFROca on September 19, 2013, 09:53:50 AM
"Whack Rappers"

This next song is dedicated to all wack rappers
And all the wack people that like and buy they wack music
I think you crazy
If you like Jay-Z
Don't Change Clothes
Change the CD!
Murphy Lee
What the hook gon' be?
Cause you do need a hook and another beat
Jermaine Dupri, you know you wrong
Fucked up Chingy's song!
Afro motherfucking M-A-N
Can't stand no motherfuckin' Ying Yang Twins
I think Lil' Jon And The Eastside Boys
Is and ignorant, irritating bunch of noise
If you don't gave a damn gon' throw it out {What}
If you don't gave a damn gon' throw it out
The windoooooooooow Up against the wall!
Up against the wall, Laugh when the motherfucker fall
These fools can't rap at all
I never buy your tune from The Neptune
When they beat come on I hope it go off soon
Fabolous? What's Fabolous about it?
I think you terrible, music unbearable
Ripping off Ma$e
With that look on his face
Aw man, I rest my case
Kelis, wow
I hate her so much right now
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
Who gave her a record deal? Oh my God!
Nas is in the video with Kelis
Jay-Z is in the video with Beyonce
Both of these rappers are wack
Yet people talk smack about forty Belafonte
The music industry is using the slang
And try to play it off like they doin' they thang'
Come on Camrom
Oh boy Oh boy Dipset Dipset Oh boy Oh boy
How can you be from a city so black?
And bust shitty lyrics that Whick Whick Wack
Get back on Kelis
Oh yeah Kelis
This is what I want you to do
Get on your knees, face me
I got a milkshake for you and it's tasty
Just like your album
Puff Daddy, Enough already!
Now it's P. Diddy
Still sound shitty
How can your group be called 'Da Band'
Nobody plays an instrument man
I dont play B2K
R&B singers Be Too Gay
You know they broke up over money
Oh yeah
Thats too bad I don't Care
I think its good, no doubt
They can stop putting all that bullshit out!
Like what
What a girl want, What a girl need
A fuckin' job and a brand new hair weave
What a girl want, What a girl need
A fuckin' job and a brand new...

Bump Bump Bump
Now this all I wanna do
Bump Bump Bump
That's my song That's what I wrote down on a piece of paper
Bump Bump Bump
Call up Puff Daddy ask him if he wanna do a verse with me
Take that, Take that

Real Pimps get down on the flo'
But I don't see a hoe, In the video
I know, Why is David Banner runnin' from The Clan?
What happend to the bitches man?
Hmm.. Cadillac on 22's
Why is David Banner taking off his shoes?
It's suppost to be about Cadillacs
Not David Banner bringing dead people back
Even though its all good
It might get misunderstood
Dance skippy Miss Hippy is the hood
Raps Im writing up, I can't lighten up
Until these wack ass rappers tighten up
Missy Elliot thinks she looks like Halle Berry
That scary
Her CD aint worth it
Pur your money in your pocket and reverse it
Her CD aint worth it
Pur your money in your pocket and reverse it

Missy Elloit makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elloit makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elloit makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elloit makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elloit makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy... Hey check this out man

I can't stand her music, going in my ear
If you like Missy Elliot, get the fuck out of here
I can't stand her music, going in my ear
If you like Missy Elliot, get the fuck out of here
Most rappers are Wack
Just like the people they attract
Most rappers are Wack
Just like the people they attract
Most rappers are Wack
Just like the people they attract
Most rappers are Wack
Just like the people they attract
Trinas on TV, Yeah ooh she fine
Hey homey {Wassup}
Trinas on TV {She cute}
Not when she rapping, press mute
And now we're gonna play a single from the album 'Weaveolution'

Even with a weave, I can't stand Eve
Even with a weave, I can't stand Eve
Even with a weave, I can't stand Eve
Even with a weave, I can't stand Eve
Even with a weave, I can't stand Eve

I cant stand Eve, Thats what I said
She got a pinhead
Most people head is round
Hers go up and down, like a peanut
She could be pretty
If her atttude wasn't so shitty
Talkin about "Ya trying to come through the back do'"
She aint got no back do' what she talking smack fo'?
Male bashing with Mary J
Like Queen Latifah she must be gay
In my radio you gets no play
Not today
What the fuck happend to MTV?
Why these wack people get to make a CD?
I don't know man, Look at 50 Cent
He don't move his mouth when he rappin' man
He be rappin' like Mike Tyson or something
He don't move his mouth

[Talks like 50 Cent]
Open Yo' Mouth!
...
'I'll teach you how to Stunt'
Teach me how to Stunt?
They need to let me teach em' how to roll a fat blunt
Get high, get drunk and take it easy
And stop making songs so cheesy!
Now Mannie Fresh is actually fresh
And Juvenile
I like his style
But the worst rapper I ever heard man
Is the wack ass motherfucking Birdman
What about Silkk the Shocker?
My name is Silkk and I'll shock you
I just been shocked by Silkk the Shocker!
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Johan South-AFROca on September 19, 2013, 10:11:47 AM
der ya go ...
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Purp_Indo_420 on September 23, 2013, 05:44:53 PM
"some people look at me and see negativity
 some people look at me and see positivity
 but when i see myself i see creativity
 god created me and i create mo-ney"

"throw ya head back back back back
 lean it to the side!!
 We used to be local...
 Now we world-wide!!!"

-Roll On ft. E-40 & B-Legit

This song goes hard as fuck, check it out if you haven't already.


"Get a gal in the water
 so i can smoke a loop stick with your daughter, Uh-Oh to her!!"
 (I just thought this shit was funny lol)

- Basehead Boogie
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: GHO$T on October 03, 2013, 11:15:33 AM
Yes, nice reference to KRS-One. I like the track, too.


Another one:
"So i ran, i jumped out the back Window,
but her daddy he was waitin with a 2 by 4
oh he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right,
that Mothafucka whooped my ass all night"

:D

Good Times ^^
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: GHO$T on November 20, 2013, 03:31:59 PM
The first verse of "She Wonīt Let Me Fuck"
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Dan on November 26, 2013, 06:57:11 PM
But if she butt-less.....
Bitch can't ride in my Cutlass!
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Some Guy From Russia on October 14, 2017, 11:21:11 AM
There's much! Let it be this for the start  :)
"To the beat of rhytm of night
Cops will beat your ass if you're not white"

If You Not White from Los Angeles album  8)

"Don't Sell Your Dope! The FBI looking through a microscope!"

Don't Sell Your Dope from album with the same name )

"Everywhere I go people make a fuss, I wrote "Back on the Bus" "
One Hit Wounder from album One Hit Wounder

"At first, I didn't like the chump
Cause he looked like he needed to go take a dump"

Sag Your Pants from albums Afroholic and Los Angeles

"Everyday i party, smoking, drink baccardi, sticking in my girl and then i throw karate"

Everyday I Party from Frobama : Pothead Of The State
Title: Re: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs (Post Inside.. )
Post by: Some Guy From Russia on October 16, 2017, 07:28:35 PM
"Damn somebody's knockin at my front door
Some guy in a shirt and tie (shirt and tie)
Is it Homicide or FBI? (FBI)
Does he have a warrant for Joseph Foreman? (Joseph Foreman)
Oh you're a Mormon"

Just My Paronoia from album Afroholic
Title: Ur best Fro Lines from your best Fro traccs Post Inside
Post by: Sharonsig on April 22, 2019, 12:49:53 AM
good one joshallen2k

could you post the full recipe for us trainees?

many thanks

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